I am in extra super procrastination mode today
Things concerning me right now:
- can I wear yellow?
- should I take the freeway or go through town to run my errands today?
- if I can ever find a decent fitting pair of jeans, should I buy half a dozens pairs of them and be done with?
- will it ever stop snowing?
- why is my tattoo so incredibly, grossly scabby on the tender inside of my arm?
- what if spring never, ever comes?
- does anyone actually listen to Radiohead? Why?
Things I have recently learned:
- if one gets epoxy in their hair, and doesn't notice until it's set, it's probably best to just cut it out, instead of trying to comb through it
- tattoos hurt. I always forget.
- I hate all my shoes
- I can't really wear bright red
Things I want:
- new jeans
- new shoes
- a pedicure
- a massage
- a 26 year old lover who looks like Brad Pitt. Though I guess I'd settle for Joaquin Phoenix or Matt Damon
Ugh. Reading this makes me feel shallower than I know I am. Does it matter that when I can't sleep I read Rilke? Ha! Didn't think so.
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I want new jeans, too. And a manicure/pedicure, and a massage. I'd settle for my husband losing ten pounds over having someone that looked like Brad Pitt, though. :)
I'm bored. I'm procrastinating, too. I do not want to work. I want to go home and edit my novel!! Why won't they pay me to do that?
- no one can wear yellow. except maybe, like, namibians. i can't wear bright red either, unless it's shoes. oh, now i want red shoes.
- i don't know why anyone listens to radiohead. MOAN MOAN MOAN.
- if i were wanting a 26 year old lover, at this moment in time i would like him to look like... man, i still wouldn't turn down norman reedus. oldschool!
oh hey, was looking up upcoming concerts in dublin. you'd recommend lucero? what kind of a concert is it likely to be?